I'm purdy shure ya can't do that.

Hello all.

So, yep, school has started. What fun. What OMIGOSH I HATE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. Heh.

So, anyways, I'm pretty sure I'm NEVA going to see Cassidy unless she calls me back, and that doesn't look like it's happening any time soon. I only text her like a bazillion times a day. And she never responds. Cuz she's a jerk. And has her "own friends that she wants to be with."

Whatever. They simply cannot be as cool as me.

So this morning I get home to find out that Treasure is screaming into the phone, Jamie is talking to Bridget, and my brother Arnie is all up-in-my-face, going "Guess what Treasure did? Guess! Guess!"

I'll guess.

Turns out Treasure somehow got a house. He bought it with Dad's credit card.

The house is in New Mexico.

Why anybody wants to move to New Mexico, I don't know. I would like to, just to escape. But Treasure has his house. That he stole from Dad. In NM. In some town called, like, Person or something. Maybe Human, I dunno, some kind of name that's stupid like that.

And so he's on the phone, screaming his butt off, trying to get Dad to let him go. To his illegally purchased house. In New Mexico. With Bridged and Rammundace.

Dad said that Woah, now, son, you've got my kids to take care of up there. Treasure said that, Yeah. You come take care of 'em. They're YOUR kids, Daddy.

So Dad says a bunch of bad words and then hangs up on him.

And then goes and gets his cash back.

So Treasure does NOT have a house in New Mexico.

It's VACA TIME!!!!

Everybody celebrate the vacationness!!! I have a day off from work and a week off from school! HOORAY! Yeah, I was lucky enough to get the day off. But I'm spending the rest of the week with my dad in Kentucky, so I won't be posting much. Me and Rita get to go down for a week. Pretty cool, huh?

Called Cass this morning around seven AM, she explained to me how would I like it if she called me up before she woke up and how some people are fortunate enough to have their own cell phones that vibrate and not a home phone that obnoxiously rings.

I got all that...?

Okay, I have to finish packing for Dad and SM's. (SM for step-mom.) Buh-bye!

YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNN

Uh. Hi everyone. I am sooooo tired. For new years, I went over to Corbin to see my dad. We stayed up all night, eating extra butter popcorn, drinking Diet Coke, watching MTV, living it up. My dad said it was a releif to not have to work, so he thought he'd have me over. I hadn't seen him in, like, a year, so it was really fun. SM went to bed at ten (Party pooper), but I stayed up. After MTV shut off because a rain storm knocked out the power line at two AM, dad said he'd go Facebook or something so I settled down to read some of my favorite books. (I coulden't help but bring some of my Chabigail horror mysterys along with me to Kentucky. I knew something would happen.) Well, turnes out that Rian was causing the fires unknowledgebly, because Daniel was in his body by night, and it was all Marcy's fault! Who would have known? So, after that, I decided to ring home. Well, who was I to know that they went to bed? So, I basically just listened to my Ipod all night. Fun, fun, fun. Very exciting. The next morning, dad took me to Dunkin Dounuts, and we got a big box of munchkins, and I got coffee, he got expresso. As we ate, he drove me around Corbin. We saw this museam, where KFC was invented. It was fun. I ended up braking into one of the exibits to try and smell what the secret mixture is to his chicken. Dad wasn't to happy about being escorted out by police. So I had to go home. And I'm still tired. Bye.