Two posts in a row, don't faint all at once!
Okay, I did some fixing-up to my blog, and it is now titled Welcome to New York! Who doesn't love this? It's a lot better-looking now, too. Do you guys think I should move to another blog or create another one?
It's Vamalumtimes this Monday, and I got Lee a box of candy and some flowers. I hope they don't wilt or anything. (I mean Valentines, you'd have to get the reference from Cassidy's younger sister, Corrina, she'll explain it to you) I love Vamalumtimes, even though Cassidy hates it. Cassa says that she had a weird Valentines day once.
I have to get to work now, I hate Walmart so much. Worst job ever. EVER. Umkay, bye guys! :)
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Schooling: report cards
Okay, I know Cassidy's homeschooled, and so was T-WAC. But you'll just have to listen to me make my comments.
Report cards are either a horror show or a sigh of relief for kids ages 6-17. You practically die with suspense. Did I get a D, a B, or an A in calculus? How about the nightmare known as American History? Let's review some of our cards.
Treasure (or, for you new readers, his name is Corey, we call him that): Treasure goes to college now, but let's see his, oh, every one. Treasure's pretty much straight Bs. Like, ever. Only once did he get an A, in Algebra 1 in eighth grade. (Ooh, not Algebra 1!!!)
Rita: Rita's last report card was a terror. Jame totally flipped her head off when she saw the five Ds and F in Home Ec. This is pretty much her worst year EVER.
Nikki: Nikki goes to private, Hispanic school to help with her and Moll's language. (Hint: they're adopted and, whene they first came here two years ago, didn't know how to speak English) Nikki gets a lot of As, she's pretty smart. Moll gets As and Bs.
D.A.: Dorothy Anabelle (around here is Dalmi, known for love of dalmations, but we'll now say D.A., for sake of now I have readers) got one A, two Bs, one C, one D, and one F. The odds of that happening: Really, REALLY small.
Jamie: Well, Jamie doesn't really GO to school. What self-respecting almost-twenty-year-old girl is going to? True, she could go to college. But I don't see that happening.
Joey-Joe: Must I clarify, Joe is a straight-A genius, a whiz kid, and a brainiac.
Uh, Tim: I'm running out of interesting people. Tim is Joey-Joe's thirteen-year-old brother, in eighth grade. He gets Cs. He's totally averege.
ME: Well, er, my last report card contained: Ds in English, calculus, English AB, and PE, a C in social studies, and a B in chemistry. Who doesn't hate calculus?! In my defence, I take notes on my Iphone, and I was all out of minutes. Grrr.
Cassidy: Cassidy's going back to public school, and I'm willing to bet that she'll get mostly Bs and Cs, because she's failing Algebra, but in everything else, she's not doing as horribly as me.
Well, speaking of school, the homework calls. I have to write a report for English (AB) about the presidants. That sounds SOOOOO exciting. buh-bye
Report cards are either a horror show or a sigh of relief for kids ages 6-17. You practically die with suspense. Did I get a D, a B, or an A in calculus? How about the nightmare known as American History? Let's review some of our cards.
Treasure (or, for you new readers, his name is Corey, we call him that): Treasure goes to college now, but let's see his, oh, every one. Treasure's pretty much straight Bs. Like, ever. Only once did he get an A, in Algebra 1 in eighth grade. (Ooh, not Algebra 1!!!)
Rita: Rita's last report card was a terror. Jame totally flipped her head off when she saw the five Ds and F in Home Ec. This is pretty much her worst year EVER.
Nikki: Nikki goes to private, Hispanic school to help with her and Moll's language. (Hint: they're adopted and, whene they first came here two years ago, didn't know how to speak English) Nikki gets a lot of As, she's pretty smart. Moll gets As and Bs.
D.A.: Dorothy Anabelle (around here is Dalmi, known for love of dalmations, but we'll now say D.A., for sake of now I have readers) got one A, two Bs, one C, one D, and one F. The odds of that happening: Really, REALLY small.
Jamie: Well, Jamie doesn't really GO to school. What self-respecting almost-twenty-year-old girl is going to? True, she could go to college. But I don't see that happening.
Joey-Joe: Must I clarify, Joe is a straight-A genius, a whiz kid, and a brainiac.
Uh, Tim: I'm running out of interesting people. Tim is Joey-Joe's thirteen-year-old brother, in eighth grade. He gets Cs. He's totally averege.
ME: Well, er, my last report card contained: Ds in English, calculus, English AB, and PE, a C in social studies, and a B in chemistry. Who doesn't hate calculus?! In my defence, I take notes on my Iphone, and I was all out of minutes. Grrr.
Cassidy: Cassidy's going back to public school, and I'm willing to bet that she'll get mostly Bs and Cs, because she's failing Algebra, but in everything else, she's not doing as horribly as me.
Well, speaking of school, the homework calls. I have to write a report for English (AB) about the presidants. That sounds SOOOOO exciting. buh-bye
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
My life, as of this right now.
School was cancled today because of snow. I've been watching Sesame Street with Phin and Buddy and it's driving me crazy. Jamie made me help with laundry and stuff. I dunno where Captain I-Rule-The-World went. He hasn't been around in days. Ouch, should I mention this to Jamers?
I always think it's kinda funny how Cass has a stuffed turtle named Phineas and I have a brother named Phineas. She spells it weird though. Phinnias. Odd, eh?
Thank God for snowplows! Otherwise, it'd be a shovel to me and Rita and Kate since we have, like, nothing to do. Nikki has a book report, and Skip-Balm's no help because he has the chicken pox somehow and he's in bed. There has been zero chicken pox going around, so I bet he'll infect all of NY in about two days. Great.
I've been on the phone with Joey-Joe and his younger brother, Tim, all day. (Cassidy said she knows a kid named Tim...wait, is this the same older to her friend as T-MATH? I'm sorry, T-WAC? Might be separate...let's see, Jessica has a younger sister, and her blond friend has a bunch of little siblings. Zach's older brother is named Anthony, and Ozzy, Liam, Krista, and Abbey don't have older brothers.)
Cassidy's got all these crazy friends. And the weird thing is, like, all of them live in, er, her state. AM I THE ONLY PERSON YOU KNOW IN NEW YORK? Well, except for that nice girl Loulou. Loulou, if you're ever in New York, tell me. Because we could, like, hook up or something. ;)
Sorry, woah! That was not appropriate! At all! I'm sorry! I don't know what that was about. Please never ever ever ever ever ever mention that to anyone, Loulou. I've got to remember that T-WAC, who appears to be either a high-school graduate or a sixteen-year-old, which one, if you may confirm, is not the only one reading this blog!
Yeah, T-WAC, how come on your blog that it says you're a college student as well as a sixteen-year-old? Ooooohhhh, are you one of those people who homeschool, like Cass? Yeah, I wish I could try that. I'm sixteen, but, like, y'know, in tenth grade. Yep. My older brother WAS going to college, before he vanished.
Okay, I'm done rambling at you. Bye.
I always think it's kinda funny how Cass has a stuffed turtle named Phineas and I have a brother named Phineas. She spells it weird though. Phinnias. Odd, eh?
Thank God for snowplows! Otherwise, it'd be a shovel to me and Rita and Kate since we have, like, nothing to do. Nikki has a book report, and Skip-Balm's no help because he has the chicken pox somehow and he's in bed. There has been zero chicken pox going around, so I bet he'll infect all of NY in about two days. Great.
I've been on the phone with Joey-Joe and his younger brother, Tim, all day. (Cassidy said she knows a kid named Tim...wait, is this the same older to her friend as T-MATH? I'm sorry, T-WAC? Might be separate...let's see, Jessica has a younger sister, and her blond friend has a bunch of little siblings. Zach's older brother is named Anthony, and Ozzy, Liam, Krista, and Abbey don't have older brothers.)
Cassidy's got all these crazy friends. And the weird thing is, like, all of them live in, er, her state. AM I THE ONLY PERSON YOU KNOW IN NEW YORK? Well, except for that nice girl Loulou. Loulou, if you're ever in New York, tell me. Because we could, like, hook up or something. ;)
Sorry, woah! That was not appropriate! At all! I'm sorry! I don't know what that was about. Please never ever ever ever ever ever mention that to anyone, Loulou. I've got to remember that T-WAC, who appears to be either a high-school graduate or a sixteen-year-old, which one, if you may confirm, is not the only one reading this blog!
Yeah, T-WAC, how come on your blog that it says you're a college student as well as a sixteen-year-old? Ooooohhhh, are you one of those people who homeschool, like Cass? Yeah, I wish I could try that. I'm sixteen, but, like, y'know, in tenth grade. Yep. My older brother WAS going to college, before he vanished.
Okay, I'm done rambling at you. Bye.
Monday, January 31, 2011
okayokayokayokayokay!
Cass is now answering my emails and phone calls, and is very angry at me for talking to her friends. So whenever I call, her mom says she's playing video games or watching American Idol or showering or doing her homework, and geez, Ricky, stop calling my daughter!
Thanks Loulou and T-WAC for the help. Cass didn't merely SHOUT at me, she calmy shouted at me, which is what people who're using the phone do. Our conversation went a little something like this:
RING RING!
Ricky: Don't pick that up, Jamie, or I will be forced to kill you!
Jamie: What's your problem?
Ricky: It's Cassidy! She's coming to kill me! I better hide! (Ricky hides under the kitchen table)
Jamie: Hello? Oh, hi, Cassidy. Yes, Ricky is home.
Ricky: No, he's not! Ricky moved to Canada!
Jamie passes the phone off.
Ricky (nervously): Hello?
Cass: Ricky, I am going to saw your legs off.
Ricky: Heh heh, why?
Cass: Tim told me over the phone. I'm going to buzz-saw your face.
Ricky: Don't you think you're over-reacting?
Cass: Ricky, not only did you get everyone worried about me, you never thought to like, cover your identity, or, like, delete their comments or something, because you know I moderate them. Ricky, you are a moron.
Ricky: Oh, would you look at the time, I have to go to work, y'know, busses don't wait forever.
Cass: This will not pass unnoticed. And don't think I'm blaming Tim for this. I'm blaming YOU.
Ricky: Okay, that's scary. BYE CASSIDY!
Hangs up.
Oh. So she's not only sawing my legs and face off, she's blaming me. She wrote me THIS in response to this,
To: ************* Cass's email. For private reasons, let's just say it's casshateszach@gmail.com, which isn't really her email.
From: ************ my email. We'll say it's geekyandcool@toothpaste.com, but that's not it.
hy cassa. do u wanna maybe have m over 1 time soon cuz like i get out of work in like 3 days 4 a br8. ok so u gotta chat me back, k?
-Ricky.
To: geekyandcool@toothpaste.com
From: casshateszach@gmail.com
ricky u ttl loser! i told you, i'm not talking to u for like ever cuz ur such a worrywart. cuz like u got everyone all worried and im so mad at u. and what does br8 mean? brate? what the crap is a brate? ur a loser.
-Cassidy, and stop calling me cassa.
To: casshateszach@gmail.com
From: geekyandcool@toothpaste.com
br8 is suppozd to be break. soz if you didn get zat. o wel. ok, so its a no for me coming over? ur a meeny! no just kiddin okay sys.
-Ricky
Thanks Loulou and T-WAC for the help. Cass didn't merely SHOUT at me, she calmy shouted at me, which is what people who're using the phone do. Our conversation went a little something like this:
RING RING!
Ricky: Don't pick that up, Jamie, or I will be forced to kill you!
Jamie: What's your problem?
Ricky: It's Cassidy! She's coming to kill me! I better hide! (Ricky hides under the kitchen table)
Jamie: Hello? Oh, hi, Cassidy. Yes, Ricky is home.
Ricky: No, he's not! Ricky moved to Canada!
Jamie passes the phone off.
Ricky (nervously): Hello?
Cass: Ricky, I am going to saw your legs off.
Ricky: Heh heh, why?
Cass: Tim told me over the phone. I'm going to buzz-saw your face.
Ricky: Don't you think you're over-reacting?
Cass: Ricky, not only did you get everyone worried about me, you never thought to like, cover your identity, or, like, delete their comments or something, because you know I moderate them. Ricky, you are a moron.
Ricky: Oh, would you look at the time, I have to go to work, y'know, busses don't wait forever.
Cass: This will not pass unnoticed. And don't think I'm blaming Tim for this. I'm blaming YOU.
Ricky: Okay, that's scary. BYE CASSIDY!
Hangs up.
Oh. So she's not only sawing my legs and face off, she's blaming me. She wrote me THIS in response to this,
To: ************* Cass's email. For private reasons, let's just say it's casshateszach@gmail.com, which isn't really her email.
From: ************ my email. We'll say it's geekyandcool@toothpaste.com, but that's not it.
hy cassa. do u wanna maybe have m over 1 time soon cuz like i get out of work in like 3 days 4 a br8. ok so u gotta chat me back, k?
-Ricky.
To: geekyandcool@toothpaste.com
From: casshateszach@gmail.com
ricky u ttl loser! i told you, i'm not talking to u for like ever cuz ur such a worrywart. cuz like u got everyone all worried and im so mad at u. and what does br8 mean? brate? what the crap is a brate? ur a loser.
-Cassidy, and stop calling me cassa.
To: casshateszach@gmail.com
From: geekyandcool@toothpaste.com
br8 is suppozd to be break. soz if you didn get zat. o wel. ok, so its a no for me coming over? ur a meeny! no just kiddin okay sys.
-Ricky
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Hey, Cass?
Cass has been acting all weird lately, like she's got this big thing going on, and she refuses to tell me. Hey, Cassa! I thought we were friends! Cummon, get back on here, or I swear, I will call the police on you. They will go all the way from New York, missy!
Okay, well, whatever. Has anyone heard from her lately? Like, gotten a phone call or something? She hasn't answered any emails...or the last ten phone calls...OMIGOSH I'M CALLING THE HOSPITAL!!!!!
Alright, I'm not really calling the hospital. But can someone call her or something? (How about you, er, T-MATH or whatever your screen name is?) I'm going to (gulp) read your blog and see if that can give me any hints. Or visit that girl Loulou's blog. She's always talking about her...T-MATH, I'm relying on you to see if she'll answer any phone calls! (I believe I was told your sister is a friend of hers...)
Okay, not THAT much of an emergency.
(I'm calling Cass)
Ten minutes later...
I got her younger sister. Who was seriously iffed at me because she was on the phone with her friend Mellisa or something. Whatever. I'm going over to her blog. See ya.
Okay, well, whatever. Has anyone heard from her lately? Like, gotten a phone call or something? She hasn't answered any emails...or the last ten phone calls...OMIGOSH I'M CALLING THE HOSPITAL!!!!!
Alright, I'm not really calling the hospital. But can someone call her or something? (How about you, er, T-MATH or whatever your screen name is?) I'm going to (gulp) read your blog and see if that can give me any hints. Or visit that girl Loulou's blog. She's always talking about her...T-MATH, I'm relying on you to see if she'll answer any phone calls! (I believe I was told your sister is a friend of hers...)
Okay, not THAT much of an emergency.
(I'm calling Cass)
Ten minutes later...
I got her younger sister. Who was seriously iffed at me because she was on the phone with her friend Mellisa or something. Whatever. I'm going over to her blog. See ya.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M IRRESPONSIBLE?!?!
CASS JUST CALLED!!! Normally, this isn't such a bad thing, but she said some guy she knows (Cass...? since when do you know guys?) (well, okay, i guess since forever, but i don't know who the heck this guy is. a fairy poodle? what the heck?) commented on my blog!
Well, welcome to the somewhat pleasant story of me, person I don't know! Apparently, Cass commented on your blog and said I'm "irresponsible!" Just because I don't read comments doesn't mean it's because I'm lazy! I'll check them right now!
(Five minutes later)
Omigosh, Cass, what the heck does "omz" mean? Ugh, I'm calling you back!
(After fifteen minutes of arguing with Cass)
Sorry. We just had a bit of a "conversation." Why I put that in quotation marks is because Cass doesn't like listening and only told me to shush and go kiss a sock. That's it! I'm going to a higher power!
I'm calling you back again and forcing you to talk to those people!
Well, welcome to the somewhat pleasant story of me, person I don't know! Apparently, Cass commented on your blog and said I'm "irresponsible!" Just because I don't read comments doesn't mean it's because I'm lazy! I'll check them right now!
(Five minutes later)
Omigosh, Cass, what the heck does "omz" mean? Ugh, I'm calling you back!
(After fifteen minutes of arguing with Cass)
Sorry. We just had a bit of a "conversation." Why I put that in quotation marks is because Cass doesn't like listening and only told me to shush and go kiss a sock. That's it! I'm going to a higher power!
I'm calling you back again and forcing you to talk to those people!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Ah, wha?
Gah, (yawn,) what the freak-omigosh, what happened?
Okay, so, I'm staying home today. No school, no work, no nothing. I called in around eight this morning. Gah, it's snowy out! I can't walk outside! Treasure said he'd kill me if I tried.
Sorry I didn't post in forever. I got SOO busy during Xmas and stuff, but I just realized stuff and stuff. Sixteenth birthday was okay. OMG, how come I got sixteen so quick? Well, anyways.
I guess Cass got snowed in too, cuz her blog said there's blizzard warning in the place she lives at. I don't think she's supposed to say so. And anyways, like, it's so cold and stuff!
Jame doesn't want me on the computer all day, or something. Happy new year and sorry for not posting :) PS: You guys, how come Cass gets like 57 followers and I get like six? Ugh, unfairness, unfairness,unfairness! And she's like, twelve!
Questions? Compliments? Insults? (please no) COMMENT!
Okay, so, I'm staying home today. No school, no work, no nothing. I called in around eight this morning. Gah, it's snowy out! I can't walk outside! Treasure said he'd kill me if I tried.
Sorry I didn't post in forever. I got SOO busy during Xmas and stuff, but I just realized stuff and stuff. Sixteenth birthday was okay. OMG, how come I got sixteen so quick? Well, anyways.
I guess Cass got snowed in too, cuz her blog said there's blizzard warning in the place she lives at. I don't think she's supposed to say so. And anyways, like, it's so cold and stuff!
Jame doesn't want me on the computer all day, or something. Happy new year and sorry for not posting :) PS: You guys, how come Cass gets like 57 followers and I get like six? Ugh, unfairness, unfairness,unfairness! And she's like, twelve!
Questions? Compliments? Insults? (please no) COMMENT!
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