See these are my things DO NOT TOUCH, Phinnias!

Well, this is technically Cass's blog, but I use her account. Cuz I'm lazy and hopeless with social sites. My name's Ricky. I live in New York, no where near where Cass lives. I do know Cass, tho. I'm not a hacker...ever...I wouldn't hack some twelve-year-old girl's account, I'm not evil! Jeez.

Monday, January 31, 2011


Cass is now answering my emails and phone calls, and is very angry at me for talking to her friends. So whenever I call, her mom says she's playing video games or watching American Idol or showering or doing her homework, and geez, Ricky, stop calling my daughter!

Thanks Loulou and T-WAC for the help. Cass didn't merely SHOUT at me, she calmy shouted at me, which is what people who're using the phone do. Our conversation went a little something like this:

Ricky: Don't pick that up, Jamie, or I will be forced to kill you!
Jamie: What's your problem?
Ricky: It's Cassidy! She's coming to kill me! I better hide! (Ricky hides under the kitchen table)
Jamie: Hello? Oh, hi, Cassidy. Yes, Ricky is home.
Ricky: No, he's not! Ricky moved to Canada!
Jamie passes the phone off.
Ricky (nervously): Hello?
Cass: Ricky, I am going to saw your legs off.
Ricky: Heh heh, why?
Cass: Tim told me over the phone. I'm going to buzz-saw your face.
Ricky: Don't you think you're over-reacting?
Cass: Ricky, not only did you get everyone worried about me, you never thought to like, cover your identity, or, like, delete their comments or something, because you know I moderate them. Ricky, you are a moron.
Ricky: Oh, would you look at the time, I have to go to work, y'know, busses don't wait forever.
Cass: This will not pass unnoticed. And don't think I'm blaming Tim for this. I'm blaming YOU.
Ricky: Okay, that's scary. BYE CASSIDY!
Hangs up.

Oh. So she's not only sawing my legs and face off, she's blaming me. She wrote me THIS in response to this,
To: ************* Cass's email. For private reasons, let's just say it's, which isn't really her email.
From: ************ my email. We'll say it's, but that's not it.
hy cassa. do u wanna maybe have m over 1 time soon cuz like i get out of work in like 3 days 4 a br8. ok so u gotta chat me back, k?

ricky u ttl loser! i told you, i'm not talking to u for like ever cuz ur such a worrywart. cuz like u got everyone all worried and im so mad at u. and what does br8 mean? brate? what the crap is a brate? ur a loser.
-Cassidy, and stop calling me cassa.

br8 is suppozd to be break. soz if you didn get zat. o wel. ok, so its a no for me coming over? ur a meeny! no just kiddin okay sys.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Hey, Cass?

Cass has been acting all weird lately, like she's got this big thing going on, and she refuses to tell me. Hey, Cassa! I thought we were friends! Cummon, get back on here, or I swear, I will call the police on you. They will go all the way from New York, missy!

Okay, well, whatever. Has anyone heard from her lately? Like, gotten a phone call or something? She hasn't answered any emails...or the last ten phone calls...OMIGOSH I'M CALLING THE HOSPITAL!!!!!

Alright, I'm not really calling the hospital. But can someone call her or something? (How about you, er, T-MATH or whatever your screen name is?) I'm going to (gulp) read your blog and see if that can give me any hints. Or visit that girl Loulou's blog. She's always talking about her...T-MATH, I'm relying on you to see if she'll answer any phone calls! (I believe I was told your sister is a friend of hers...)

Okay, not THAT much of an emergency.

(I'm calling Cass)
Ten minutes later...
I got her younger sister. Who was seriously iffed at me because she was on the phone with her friend Mellisa or something. Whatever. I'm going over to her blog. See ya.

Saturday, January 15, 2011


CASS JUST CALLED!!! Normally, this isn't such a bad thing, but she said some guy she knows (Cass...? since when do you know guys?) (well, okay, i guess since forever, but i don't know who the heck this guy is. a fairy poodle? what the heck?) commented on my blog!

Well, welcome to the somewhat pleasant story of me, person I don't know! Apparently, Cass commented on your blog and said I'm "irresponsible!" Just because I don't read comments doesn't mean it's because I'm lazy! I'll check them right now!

(Five minutes later)

Omigosh, Cass, what the heck does "omz" mean? Ugh, I'm calling you back!

(After fifteen minutes of arguing with Cass)

Sorry. We just had a bit of a "conversation." Why I put that in quotation marks is because Cass doesn't like listening and only told me to shush and go kiss a sock. That's it! I'm going to a higher power!

I'm calling you back again and forcing you to talk to those people!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Ah, wha?

Gah, (yawn,) what the freak-omigosh, what happened?

Okay, so, I'm staying home today. No school, no work, no nothing. I called in around eight this morning. Gah, it's snowy out! I can't walk outside! Treasure said he'd kill me if I tried.

Sorry I didn't post in forever. I got SOO busy during Xmas and stuff, but I just realized stuff and stuff. Sixteenth birthday was okay. OMG, how come I got sixteen so quick? Well, anyways.

I guess Cass got snowed in too, cuz her blog said there's blizzard warning in the place she lives at. I don't think she's supposed to say so. And anyways, like, it's so cold and stuff!

Jame doesn't want me on the computer all day, or something. Happy new year and sorry for not posting :) PS: You guys, how come Cass gets like 57 followers and I get like six? Ugh, unfairness, unfairness,unfairness! And she's like, twelve!

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