okayokayokayokayokay!

Cass is now answering my emails and phone calls, and is very angry at me for talking to her friends. So whenever I call, her mom says she's playing video games or watching American Idol or showering or doing her homework, and geez, Ricky, stop calling my daughter!

Thanks Loulou and T-WAC for the help. Cass didn't merely SHOUT at me, she calmy shouted at me, which is what people who're using the phone do. Our conversation went a little something like this:

RING RING!
Ricky: Don't pick that up, Jamie, or I will be forced to kill you!
Jamie: What's your problem?
Ricky: It's Cassidy! She's coming to kill me! I better hide! (Ricky hides under the kitchen table)
Jamie: Hello? Oh, hi, Cassidy. Yes, Ricky is home.
Ricky: No, he's not! Ricky moved to Canada!
Jamie passes the phone off.
Ricky (nervously): Hello?
Cass: Ricky, I am going to saw your legs off.
Ricky: Heh heh, why?
Cass: Tim told me over the phone. I'm going to buzz-saw your face.
Ricky: Don't you think you're over-reacting?
Cass: Ricky, not only did you get everyone worried about me, you never thought to like, cover your identity, or, like, delete their comments or something, because you know I moderate them. Ricky, you are a moron.
Ricky: Oh, would you look at the time, I have to go to work, y'know, busses don't wait forever.
Cass: This will not pass unnoticed. And don't think I'm blaming Tim for this. I'm blaming YOU.
Ricky: Okay, that's scary. BYE CASSIDY!
Hangs up.

Oh. So she's not only sawing my legs and face off, she's blaming me. She wrote me THIS in response to this,
To: ************* Cass's email. For private reasons, let's just say it's casshateszach@gmail.com, which isn't really her email.
From: ************ my email. We'll say it's geekyandcool@toothpaste.com, but that's not it.
hy cassa. do u wanna maybe have m over 1 time soon cuz like i get out of work in like 3 days 4 a br8. ok so u gotta chat me back, k?
-Ricky.

To: geekyandcool@toothpaste.com
From: casshateszach@gmail.com
ricky u ttl loser! i told you, i'm not talking to u for like ever cuz ur such a worrywart. cuz like u got everyone all worried and im so mad at u. and what does br8 mean? brate? what the crap is a brate? ur a loser.
-Cassidy, and stop calling me cassa.

To: casshateszach@gmail.com
From: geekyandcool@toothpaste.com
br8 is suppozd to be break. soz if you didn get zat. o wel. ok, so its a no for me coming over? ur a meeny! no just kiddin okay sys.
-Ricky